If you’re a Christian man or woman looking to have a discreet sexual encounter with a fellow Christian…

Perhaps the best clip from Season 1 of Inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central: Ashley Magdalene.

With my husband so busy running a gay rehab center, it’s important to me to cheat with someone who shares my Christian values.
— “Amy”, Stay-at-home wife

I live in the woods with my wife and nine children and I just want to meet another guy in my same situation. Nothing sexual. I just want to hang out like dudes. Maybe measure each other’s pigs.
— Joe Bill, ?????

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