Six years ago today, The Onion:
CUPERTINO, CA—Steve Jobs, the visionary co-founder of Apple Computers and the only American in the country who had any clue what the fuck he was doing, died Wednesday at the age of 56.
Usually people say, “it doesn’t seem like __x__ years,” but in this case, I have to say that it seems like forever since Steve Jobs was on stage at an Apple Keynote, or even being interviewed by the press. For me, at least, it seems like it’s been a lot longer than 6 years…