Willie: What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?
Kid: On my head?
Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else’s head?
Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head?
Willie: No, not onto your… Would… God damn it! Are you fucking with me?
— Billy Bob Thornton as Willie and Brett Kelly as The Kid, Bad Santa (2003)