Sunday 11th of November 2018

Do you believe in miracles? Titans Turn in Dominating Performance in 34-10 Win Over Patriots.

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Thursday 8th of November 2018

“When natural disasters happen, presidents respond in different ways. Some presidents wonder how they can help. Some presidents wonder how to make sure it never happens again. Some presidents wonder whose boat that is.” Whose Boat is This Boat? by Donald J. Trump

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Monday 5th of November 2018

“A nun in Columbia, who had lived in a convent for eight years, has left the clergy to become a porn star, destroying the otherwise spotless sexual reputation of the Catholic Church.”
— Colin Jost, SNL Weekend Update, 11/3/2018.

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Monday 5th of November 2018

“Rapper 50 Cent continued his long-standing feud with Ja Rule by buying 200 front row tickets to his recent concerts so they would all be empty. Ironically, 200 tickets to a Ja Rule concert costs exactly 50 cents.”
— Colin Jost, SNL Weekend Update, 11/3/2018.

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Sunday 4th of November 2018

“I love the way you, uh, uh… cross examine!”

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Saturday 3rd of November 2018

I just love when a Mexican restaurant has the Modelo Especial on draft! #beer

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Sunday 28th of October 2018

The Pantomime Horse is a Secret Agent Film Monty Python’s Flying Circus, S3E4 “Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror” (BBC 1972).

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If I Leave Here Tomorrow: Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Ronnie Van Zant on Gun Control

If I Leave Here Tomorrow: A Film About Lynyrd Skynyrd (Passion Pictures/Showtime 2018) at 51:21:

Interviewer: ‘Saturday Night Special’ is a song that deals with a very real and dangerous subject in today’s America. Our interview of Lynyrd Skynyrd focuses on this now.

Ronnie Van Zant: ‘Saturday Night Special’, we’d just known some friends, that, a friend shot another friend ’cause they were drunk playing poker.

Handguns are made for killin’,
They ain’t no good for nothin’ else.
And if you like to drink your whiskey,
You might even shoot yourself.

Why don’t we dump ’em, people,
To the bottom of the sea?
Before some ole fool come around here,
And want to shoot either you or me.

–Lynyrd Skynyrd, “Saturday Night Special”, Nuthin’ Fancy (1975)

Interviewer: Are you into gun control?

Ronnie Van Zant: I think they oughtta throw ’em all away.

Interviewer: Really, just like the song says?

Ronnie Van Zant: Yeah

Interviewer: Is that right?

Ronnie Van Zant: Yes I do.

Interviewer: Do you own a gun?

Ronnie Van Zant: I have an old gun, an 1874 Springfield, but it’s an old flint lock gun… hangs over the fireplace. I have been shot myself, and uh, I don’t want to get into that, but, but it happens, you know, every day. I mean, if you watch–where I come from it’s the six o’clock news–every night, just look at the homocides every night because of that. I, I really don’t like ’em.

Monday 15th of October 2018

R.I.P. Paul Allen, Microsoft Co-Founder.

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Wednesday 10th of October 2018

“The testers found embarrassing, elementary screw-ups of the sort that would get a middle school computer lab administrator in trouble, to say nothing of someone safeguarding lethal weapon systems.” GOV’T REPORT: “AN ENTIRE GENERATION” OF AMERICAN WEAPONS IS WIDE OPEN TO HACKERS

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