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A piece of Spam like you

FORD: I hate to interrupt… but… I think you spent too much time in the discos during the 70s — Village People rotted your brain. LT. AMOS: See that’s the difference between a great investigator like me, and a piece of Spam like you. FORD: Spam? You’re a piece of Spam — that’s what I think […]

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Doug Stanhope on farts

Jeff Brown and I used to eat at The Sahara Dinner Buffet where I had, to this day, the best spectacle of bowel-wrenching flatulence of my life. The room was full of mostly elderly people, tables tightly packed, and we were seated dead center. It was silent except for the slight tinkling of silverware on […]

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Quote of the day

Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now. –Bonnie Kelly (Charlie’s Mom), It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S8E6: Charlie’s Mom has Cancer (2012). Yeah, I’ve been re-watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, from season 1…

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“Nobody fucks with the Jesus”

“Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” “Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger ’til it goes ‘click.’” “Jesus.” “You […]

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Ranking Artists

Mark Maron on Twitter: marc maron (@marcmaron): Ranking artists and making lists is a dead culture’s version of intellectualism.

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Tesla on Edison

via Mental Floss (@mental_floss) on Twitter: Tesla on Edison: He had no hobby, cared for no amusement of any kind and lived in utter disregard of the most elementary rules of hygiene.

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