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A piece of Spam like you

By Paul | Published May 14, 2018

FORD: I hate to interrupt… but… I think you spent too much time in the discos during the 70s — Village People rotted your brain. LT. AMOS: See that’s the difference between a great investigator like me, and a piece of Spam like you. FORD: Spam? You’re a piece of Spam — that’s what I think […]

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Doug Stanhope on farts

By Paul | Published May 11, 2018

Jeff Brown and I used to eat at The Sahara Dinner Buffet where I had, to this day, the best spectacle of bowel-wrenching flatulence of my life. The room was full of mostly elderly people, tables tightly packed, and we were seated dead center. It was silent except for the slight tinkling of silverware on […]

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What’s happening just offscreen of famous album covers?

By Paul | Published February 7, 2018

Kottke: On his Instagram account, Igor Lipchanskiy is imagining what’s happening just “offscreen” of musical album covers. Hilarious.

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Thought of the Day

By Paul | Published June 2, 2017

FOR TWENTY DOLLARS: I will double your IQ, or no money back. (Limited time offer)

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Quote of the day

By Paul | Published March 26, 2017

Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now. –Bonnie Kelly (Charlie’s Mom), It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S8E6: Charlie’s Mom has Cancer (2012). Yeah, I’ve been re-watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, from season 1…

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“I’m working on a new book…”

By Paul | Published February 24, 2017

Comedian Tim Cavanagh: I’m working on a new book called ‘How to Commit a Murder-Suicide’—Chapter 1: Do the Murder First.

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SNL: Sean Spicer Press Conference

By Paul | Published February 5, 2017

Melissa McCarthy knocks it out of the ballpark: Before we begin, I know that myself and the press have gotten off to a rocky start. When I say rocky start, I mean it in the sense of ‘Rocky’ the movie, because I came out here to punch you…in the face. And also I don’t talk […]

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Inauguration

By Paul | Published January 25, 2017

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was at Trump’s inauguration Now coming up to the stand are the Trump sons, also know as the less-motivated Menendez brothers. Do you like Melania? Did you see those naked pictures of her? Oh my god… well, let’s just say they should call her Laura No-Bush It’s like a pickup […]

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What the fuck was Ann Coulter thinking?

By Paul | Published September 6, 2016

The Independent’s headline sums it up: Ann Coulter destroyed at Rob Lowe roast She didn’t do herself any favors, either–her set was fucking horrible. I guess everyone really does think that they themselves are funny. And, you know, her getting pummeled by all the other presenters had everything to do with politics, but her set […]

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‘Why Can I Never Seem To Say The Right Thing?’ Weeps Trump Into Pillow

By Paul | Published August 2, 2016

The Onion: “Every time I open my mouth, the words come out all wrong,” Trump reportedly said in between long, heaving sobs, his voice muffled by the pillow as he occasionally pounded a balled-up fist into the mattress.

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