Tag Archives: humor

What’s happening just offscreen of famous album covers?

By Paul | Published February 7, 2018

Kottke: On his Instagram account, Igor Lipchanskiy is imagining what’s happening just “offscreen” of musical album covers. Hilarious.

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Thought of the Day

By Paul | Published June 2, 2017

FOR TWENTY DOLLARS: I will double your IQ, or no money back. (Limited time offer)

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Quote of the day

By Paul | Published March 26, 2017

Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now. –Bonnie Kelly (Charlie’s Mom), It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S8E6: Charlie’s Mom has Cancer (2012). Yeah, I’ve been re-watching It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, from season 1…

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“I’m working on a new book…”

By Paul | Published February 24, 2017

Comedian Tim Cavanagh: I’m working on a new book called ‘How to Commit a Murder-Suicide’—Chapter 1: Do the Murder First.

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SNL: Sean Spicer Press Conference

By Paul | Published February 5, 2017

Melissa McCarthy knocks it out of the ballpark: Before we begin, I know that myself and the press have gotten off to a rocky start. When I say rocky start, I mean it in the sense of ‘Rocky’ the movie, because I came out here to punch you…in the face. And also I don’t talk […]

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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Inauguration

By Paul | Published January 25, 2017

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was at Trump’s inauguration Now coming up to the stand are the Trump sons, also know as the less-motivated Menendez brothers. Do you like Melania? Did you see those naked pictures of her? Oh my god… well, let’s just say they should call her Laura No-Bush It’s like a pickup […]

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What the fuck was Ann Coulter thinking?

By Paul | Published September 6, 2016

The Independent’s headline sums it up: Ann Coulter destroyed at Rob Lowe roast She didn’t do herself any favors, either–her set was fucking horrible. I guess everyone really does think that they themselves are funny. And, you know, her getting pummeled by all the other presenters had everything to do with politics, but her set […]

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‘Why Can I Never Seem To Say The Right Thing?’ Weeps Trump Into Pillow

By Paul | Published August 2, 2016

The Onion: “Every time I open my mouth, the words come out all wrong,” Trump reportedly said in between long, heaving sobs, his voice muffled by the pillow as he occasionally pounded a balled-up fist into the mattress.

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Bill Murray’s Oscar® Tribute to Harold Ramis

By Paul | Published March 3, 2014

Touching tribute.

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Steve Martin in Paris

By Paul | Published January 17, 2014

Steve Martin in Paris “Hi, I’d like to go to the hotel please.” “Vende je suis de femme le soir.” (this time, in a heavy french accent) “I would liiiike… to gooooo….. to zee hotelllll.” –Steve Martin, “A Wild and Crazy Guy” (1978). (Photo via @SteveMartinToGo on Twitter)

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