Tag Archives: humor

What the fuck was Ann Coulter thinking?

The Independent’s headline sums it up: Ann Coulter destroyed at Rob Lowe roast She didn’t do herself any favors, either–her set was fucking horrible. I guess everyone really does think that they themselves are funny. And, you know, her getting pummeled by all the other presenters had everything to do with politics, but her set […]

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‘Why Can I Never Seem To Say The Right Thing?’ Weeps Trump Into Pillow

The Onion: “Every time I open my mouth, the words come out all wrong,” Trump reportedly said in between long, heaving sobs, his voice muffled by the pillow as he occasionally pounded a balled-up fist into the mattress.

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Bill Murray’s Oscar® Tribute to Harold Ramis

Touching tribute.

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Steve Martin in Paris

Steve Martin in Paris “Hi, I’d like to go to the hotel please.” “Vende je suis de femme le soir.” (this time, in a heavy french accent) “I would liiiike… to gooooo….. to zee hotelllll.” –Steve Martin, “A Wild and Crazy Guy” (1978). (Photo via @SteveMartinToGo on Twitter)

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If you’re a Christian man or woman looking to have a discreet sexual encounter with a fellow Christian…

Perhaps the best clip from Season 1 of Inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central: Ashley Magdalene. With my husband so busy running a gay rehab center, it’s important to me to cheat with someone who shares my Christian values. — “Amy”, Stay-at-home wife I live in the woods with my wife and nine children and […]

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Independence Day, Rain and Neighbors…

Today’s forecast: 4-6 inches of rain over the next 24 hours! Say what you will, but over the last couple years I’ve come to love it when it rains on the 4th of July, and so does my homeowners insurance carrier (ba-doom-ching). That’s because the people who live on our cul-de-sac (and the neighboring streets, […]

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Adoble: Please keep using Flash Player…

I find it somewhat telling that Adobe actually “sells” Flash on its “Flash Update Available” notice. Flash is dead in the mobile space and something tells me that if Adobe feels the need to “sell” Flash to people who clearly already have it installed, it can’t be long for the desktop… Personally, I completely removed […]

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I don’t know you, but I was tearing up last night during the speech!

I don’t know about any of you, but I was tearing up last night during the speech; I don’t know if I’ve ever been more proud to be an American. Of course, I wasn’t watching the DNC – I was streaming “Tommy Boy” via Netflix!!! 😉 But MAN! That speech that Chris Farley as Tommy […]

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Tweet of the day

Jay Mohr (@jaymohr37) on Twitter: The first person to tell me what their actual plan is gets my vote. Jay should really stop listening to the Obamney and Rombama camps and start listening to Gary Johnson!

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Clint Eastwood Speaks at Republican Convention

I love Clint Eastwood; truly, he is an extremely talented artist. Furthermore, I’m not one of those people who get hung up on the political, or religious, leanings of actors, musicians, etc. For example, I still see most every Tom Cruise or John Travolta movie even though the most sane parts of Scientography are every […]

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